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huffpostcomedy:

14 people who lost their limbs but not their sense of humor

Photos via Imgur

creaturesandpokemon:

reblogger-ocelot:

ask-midnight-whisper:

ultrafacts:

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bill gates, a real life hero

"mr gates how do you expect the world to deal with the rampant disease-carrying mosquito issue" "idfk shoot lasers at it"

Reblog for bill gates and the laser comment.

burlesquer:

omg

(Source: bcat-e)

cuteclaycritters:

The second winner’s wish: Annie and Tibbers!
It’s not winter yet, but I love this fluffy skin xD

cuteclaycritters:

The second winner’s wish: Annie and Tibbers!

It’s not winter yet, but I love this fluffy skin xD

What if the animatronics hid in mikes office before he arrived for work

Anonymous

rebornica:

fdsajkhDKJ hiS OFFICE is fKIN Tiny I JUST IMAGINE CHICA TRYINA HIDE THERE LIKE

HE’LL NEVER FIND ME

rebornica:

somebody ran out of power

Hey mike, you should steal freddy's hat, chica's bib, and bonnies bowtie.

rebornica:

fashion

renektonbot:

Actually, I started to see the bright side.

ladramaclub:

"Rape Joke" 

Our alumni is currently a finalist in Brave New Voices 2014. We are honored to have been part of such an amazing young woman’s journey. Rhiannon is now tackling social justice issues and we couldn’t be more proud.

twisted-transistorr:

paindemands-tob3-felt:

pandabearjayy:

I absolutely love the end result.

i can’t believe i watched that

i thought this was going to take me on a spiritual journey and it did

(Source: iraffiruse)

laughingwhiteraven:

mistiryshak:

jesuislegrandefromage:

oblivi-latte:

can we just talk about the biggest plot twist in doctor who history

Can we talk about how I’m still not over this plot twist.

you can see the realization in the doctor and martha’s eyes as they’re smiling and it dawns on them that Jack is going to become a giant face

Just one line and I lost my shit.

laughingwhiteraven:

mistiryshak:

jesuislegrandefromage:

oblivi-latte:

can we just talk about the biggest plot twist in doctor who history

Can we talk about how I’m still not over this plot twist.

you can see the realization in the doctor and martha’s eyes as they’re smiling and it dawns on them that Jack is going to become a giant face

Just one line and I lost my shit.

(Source: fivesos-fallon)

vanjalen:

95% of that ice cream is still good time is truly of the essence

vanjalen:

95% of that ice cream is still good time is truly of the essence

(Source: best-of-imgur)

My therapist just told me a joke.

nehoynehoy14:

lilysinthefall:

professorfangirl:

timemachineyeah:

So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”

And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”

SIT DOWN.

i don’t get it

I feel like this is an inside joke that I am not getting

sexhaver:

rasputin:

Portuguese designer Susana Soares has developed a device for detecting cancer and other serious diseases using trained bees. The bees are placed in a glass chamber into which the patient exhales; the bees fly into a smaller secondary chamber if they detect cancer. 

Scientists have found that honey bees - Apis mellifera - have an extraordinary sense of smell that is more acute than that of a sniffer dog and can detect airborne molecules in the parts-per-trillion range. 

Bees can be trained to detect specific chemical odours, including the biomarkers associated with diseases such as tuberculosis, lung, skin and pancreatic cancer.

breathe into the BEE ORB to reveal your fate

thebest-memes:

"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"

thebest-memes:

"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"